I have been made aware that not only do my humans love and adore me, they also wish to hear my advice on various topics having to do with love, life, fashion, food and other miscellany. So I, as usual, am here to oblige.
I am officially soliciting your burning questions. (Or questions about burning, but I do not guarantee the soundness of my medical answers. Or any of my answers.) Having issues with friends? Don't know what shoes to wear with that skirt? Trouble with other dogs? Quarrels between lovers? I see all and know all, and have much time during the day to ponder these answers while enjoying my peanut butter treat. So email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
My wisdom has already been requested on several very important issues, and you should expect to begin reading my responses in the very near future, as soon as I have finished my business with this kong and taken my noon-time constitutional.